December 9, 2006

Does size matter?

-She says: I see two people here, the little girl and the grown-up girl. So who is going to win?

-I say: little girl wants desperately to suffocate big girl to death with a pillow, in her sleep. Big girl wants desperately to beat little girl with a bludgeon until she shuts the fuck up. They want each other dead.

-So my question now is, HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY BOTH STILL ALIVE?
I am furious.

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